Too much time on the computer?

You know you spend too much time on the computer when:

• You double-click the "on" button for your clothes dryer
• You try to "login" to work instead of clocking in
• You say you have to reboot the laundry
• You are looking at a book and try to click the page number in the index to try to get to the page
• You try to make your mouse pointer point to something else in the room
• You wish catalogs had a "search" feature that would take you to the item you're looking for
• You think playing FreeCell is a real workout
• You don't actually talk to people - you IM them
• You refer to using the bathroom as "downloading"
• You don't clean your house - you "defrag" it

Anything sound familiar?