Birthday weekend

Tomorrow is my birthday, and I got the weekend off. I don't really have any plans, though, other than spending a couple of quiet days mostly at home. I'll have to go pick up my paycheck tomorrow at work. We get paid on the 5th and the 20th. Being a Sunday this time means I can't really do anything with it until Monday.

So, how old will I be on my birthday? Nunya - as in none of ya business! I'm old enough, believe me, that I'm not interested in spreading my age around. It's enough to know that I've got achy joints in this cold weather and get really tired being on my feet for my work shifts.

I suppose, though, growing older is better than the alternative.